The real question this Election Day is how Kanye West is doing at the polls
· Nov 3, 2020 · NottheBee.com

Today's race looks like a binary choice. Everyone's attention is anxiously focused on the electoral tug-of-war between Trump and Biden, but we feel it's important to update you on another third-party candidate who may be making a surge in the polls.

That candidate, the veritable Kanye West, took to Twitter this morning to announce who was getting his vote.

"God is so good," wrote Kanye. "Today I am voting for the first time in my life for the President of the United States, and it's for someone I truly trust... me."

Inspired by Kanye's trust in himself, at least three people across the nation cast their votes for the rapper, hoping to see a golden, Yeezy wave flood the nation.

"We will heal. We will cure," wrote Kanye in a separate tweet, outlining his specific policy plans.

His supporters immediately showed their devotion online:

Kanye also booked an interview with Jimmy Kimmel for the night after the election, no doubt for his victory speech!

Some were skeptical of the Yeezy wave, criticizing the apparent hype.

We at Not The Bee, however, have crunched the numbers and compiled the real-time tally data.

We can totally and confidently say that this is our prediction for what will happen tonight:

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