It's the Friday after Christmas and I was up at stupid o'clock cuz I've got a baby who decided it'd be fun to wake us up every 2 hours.

So I really needed a laugh… and boy did the replies to this thread deliver!

We'll start with the obvious thought crimes.

Then come the lesser thought crimes.

Don't forget the actual answers though:

Then we come to the King-Solomon-level wisdom:

I'll add this one:

Civilization exists because men have women. Speaking generally about the male half of the human race, there is no point for a man to explore, build, invent, and order the world without a woman to love and children to carry his legacy. When God created the first man, He said it was "not good for the man to be alone," and created a helper. She was a co-ruler, a queen, who would cover that man's limitations with her own grace and beauty. She was the crown of the man she had come to help (Proverbs 12:4). Through that woman came the nations... and the Savior who crushed the head of the serpent.

So, yeah. 💪

"Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised."

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