1960s rock group The Steve Miller Band had a 2025 tour planned with 31 stops, which is amazing considering front man Steve Miller is 81-years old.
But what is less amazing is that he canceled the whole tour for one of the lamest reasons ever.
That's right!
Climate Change!

The combination of extreme heat, unpredictable flooding, tornadoes, hurricanes and massive forest fires make these risks for you our audience, the band and the crew unacceptable. So …
You can blame it on the weather… The tour is cancelled.
Not any specific weather event mind you.
Just the possibility of weather events.
For real! This isn't a prank!
Steve Miller, once a rocker, is now an octogenarian grasping to the strands of a once great career. Now, the evil sun monster has forced him - and only him - to cancel an entire tour.
Reactions online were exactly what you would expect:
(And yes, the frog of shame ratioed Steve Miller)
And since no one else said it,
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