Dude, I'm old enough to remember when we had a strong military that the rest of the world took seriously.
Nowadays, I'm not so sure…
Yes, our woke military is well past the point of mockery and I think my list of countries to move to is nearing its final draft.
So bear with me here, these are military men with — I can't believe I'm writing this — a "pup" fetish. They're posing in uniform in their "pup" gear.
Connelly and his partner, Captain Dayton Tenney, were members of the "pup play" kink community, a BDSM-based sexual fetish where individuals dress up in leather masks and tails and act like dogs for sexual satisfaction.
Yes, as if we hadn't seen enough from the LGBTQIA-add-whatever-other-letter-you-like community, we now have this.
So now — how great is this — instead of investigating China or Russia, our military is out here investigating these two lunatics.
The Army has confirmed that it is looking into the incident and that a variety of punishments could be handed down if the officers are found to have violated regulations…
According to USA Today, there are a variety of punishments for such conduct, including letters of reprimand or demotion. Retired officers can also be restored to active duty specifically for court-martial purposes, or be retired at a lower rank, which would lower their military pension payments.
I honestly can't believe this is a real story from our actual military.
We are a joke to the rest of the world.
Somewhere Putin and Xi are enjoying a good laugh on our behalf.