The U.S. Army is investigating two military officers who posed in dog-themed BDSM gear while in uniform
· Dec 16, 2022 · NottheBee.com

Dude, I'm old enough to remember when we had a strong military that the rest of the world took seriously.

Nowadays, I'm not so sure…

Yes, our woke military is well past the point of mockery and I think my list of countries to move to is nearing its final draft.

So bear with me here, these are military men with — I can't believe I'm writing this — a "pup" fetish. They're posing in uniform in their "pup" gear.

Connelly and his partner, Captain Dayton Tenney, were members of the "pup play" kink community, a BDSM-based sexual fetish where individuals dress up in leather masks and tails and act like dogs for sexual satisfaction.

Yes, as if we hadn't seen enough from the LGBTQIA-add-whatever-other-letter-you-like community, we now have this.

So now — how great is this — instead of investigating China or Russia, our military is out here investigating these two lunatics.

The Army has confirmed that it is looking into the incident and that a variety of punishments could be handed down if the officers are found to have violated regulations…

According to USA Today, there are a variety of punishments for such conduct, including letters of reprimand or demotion. Retired officers can also be restored to active duty specifically for court-martial purposes, or be retired at a lower rank, which would lower their military pension payments.

I honestly can't believe this is a real story from our actual military.

We are a joke to the rest of the world.

Somewhere Putin and Xi are enjoying a good laugh on our behalf.

We are an empire in decline.

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