Ladies and gentlemen, please say a prayer for Lieutenant Dan.
God told me to come out here and get a boat
He doesn't have a lifejacket.
He isn't a strong swimmer (he's missing a leg like the "Forest Gump" character).
He thinks he'll just go up and down with the floodwaters, without a thought about the 180-mph wind gusts, raging currents, or debris.
May God protect this crazy dude!
There's more. Much more.
Lieutenant Dan is aware that the entire country is worried about him, but says he's like Noah.
Here was Lieutenant Dan last night (Spoiler: He doesn't know how tides work).
A GoFundMe has raised at least $19,000 and Dan says he's going to use it to buy a bigger boat (of course):
From that GoFundMe:
The police say they are going to forcibly remove Lieutenant Dan on Wednesday ahead of the storm if he doesn't leave.
Lieutenant Dan in the shelter:
We'll let you know what happens!
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