Every young girl fantasizes about the Happiest-Day-Of-Her-Life, when she'll walk down the aisle and meet her groom and then pass out and ralph a few times and later get dookied on by a baby:
This bride went from blushing to barfing in a matter of seconds.
Wife Hollee Lynnea-Kolenda Darnell unintentionally put her groom's "through sickness and in health" loyalty to the test when she passed out, puked and got pooped on during their wedding ceremony.
"I kept trying to tell my husband I didn't feel good and he thought I was joking," Darnell, 23, captioned a trending TikTok of her mid-marriage medical mishap...
[I]n a subsequent video to her tying the knot catastrophe clip, she explained: "I was super dehydrated, and I hadn't drank or ate anything all day."
But that's not all!
"After I passed out … My sister had a fan on my baby nephew, so she came over to me to put that fan on me, and as she was holding my nephew he starts pooping," she said. "And the poop goes down her arm and onto my dress."
You gotta sympathize with the young lady. She probably pictured her wedding as something along these lines...
...and it ended up like this: