Oh look, you guys, an illegal immigrant in Chicago wants you to give him more of your money so he can — get this — go back to Ecuador.

He shares that he's from Ecuador, and that he got here a month ago, but he's trying to get back home because he contracted tuberculosis after staying at one of the migrant shelters here. Apparently they took him to the hospital and he was there for two weeks. Doctors, at that point, told him he contracted tuberculosis from the shelter he was at. So he's now on the street here basically begging for money and for help.

It's like that classic Babylon Bee headline:

Except The Bee totally forgot to add in the bit about the tuberculosis — and, of course, the illegals needing money to get back to their country.

So, ladies and gentlemen, not only are these illegals eating up all our resources in our big cities, but now, since they've realized America isn't all it's hyped up to be, they want more money so they can make their way back home.

Crazy idea: How about maybe closing the southern border, Ms. Border Czar…

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