Before anyone in his house woke up on Tuesday June 24, a 5-year-old Jacksonville boy named William decided he'd get up and take a walk to Chick-fil-A ...
By himself.
Nobody knew he'd left since everyone was asleep, and before mom and dad knew it the cops were knocking on their door at 7:20 in the morning.
Here's how it all went down:

"Are you gonna get me in jail?"
🤣🤣🤣
Police got him home safely, and while his parent seemed a little shook up, William looks to have had a blast (though he was quiet once his parents came outside to get him). Looks like they had a little rendezvous at Chick-fil-A at a later date and William gave the boys in blue some cookies, so everyone must have been on good terms.
William seems to have learned his lesson here, which is obviously that God's chicken sandwich is 100% worth a ride in a police car and next time he's bored and nobody's awake yet he should once again do the correct thing and walk on down to Chick-fil-A for some holy breakfast.
(Kids, that's a joke. Don't do it.)
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