Yeah, this doom-and-gloom warning may not be the disaster the DCist thinks it is...

Is this supposed to… scare me?

Oh no… the corrupt DC Swamp will be flooded in a century if I don't stop driving my mini-van? And all those rich people like Obama and Biden and Pelosi and John Kerry and Bill Gates will presumably have their coastal mansions underwater? Darn!

If only this level of insane climate alarmism could actually come true!

If we all come together, I'm sure we can figure out a way to make this hilariously bad graphic come to pass. Our children's future may depend on it!