Here's the kind of stuff that happens in the esteemed halls of some of our state houses.

In Missouri, they're hoping to pass a bill that would simply outlaw drag shows for kids. You know, because we need a law to tell us that dressing in women's underwear (and other freakish costumes) for kids is wrong.

So, here's who the Democrats side with: Maxi Glamour.

I understand this bill was put forward by an uncultured individual who has never been to a drag show...

Yeah, because you have to actually attend one of these freak shows (their words, not just mine) to know that this is immoral, depraved, and in no way suitable for kids.

The thing goes on.

Last time we were here the bill was defeated because of the fact that there were many people stating the socio-cultural, artistic, and economic benefits that drag provides to the state of Missouri. So when we're looking at this we're having a mass exodus of competent, socially aware, professional individuals leaving our cities...

Reminder, he is extolling the competence and professionalism of his allies while dressed like a demonic smurf who asked for the "Heatmeister" haircut.

Because they are stuck within the confines of a white supremacist, transphobic, policy that keeps getting reintroduced year after year.

Now, here I agree with Maxi Smurf. It is absolutely RIDICULOUS that this bill is reintroduced year after year after year.

How the heck they haven't passed this ban on sex shows for kids starring freakazoids is beyond me.

Maxi goes on to talk about books of love and acceptance that he plans to read at a synagogue, of all places, and lecture the conservatives in Missouri about how their "transphobia" is scaring off all the smart people in the state.

Because all the smartest people I know don't know what a woman is...

The uber-intelligent Left, ladies and gentlemen! (And I do mean ladies and gentlemen!)

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