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This girl's hilarious list of reasons she should be exempt from the draft are 100% accurate

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Harriet Rigby

Jun 25, 2025

ATTN: Pete Hegseth 👇

This girl has the best top 5 reasons women should not be considered for the draft that I've ever heard.

Hear her out:

I am, in fact, an Autumn (and would look great in camo), but aside from reason #4, yes to all of this.


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