We humans have short memories and a tendency to block out trauma, so you might not remember Santa getting arrested for not wearing a mask.
No really, that's an actual thing that happened.
But we'll get to it in a sec.
First, here's the prompt that kicked off the insanity you are about to witness:
The resulting responses were so crazy that Elon Musk, the head twit himself, got involved in the comments.
See? I told you we'd circle back like Jen Psaki to Santa Claus.
Imagine trying to explain that to someone in 100 years.
If your great-grandpa pulled out a dusty old photo book of German police pointing a gun at Santa in the 1930s, you'd be so clueless. That's how your great-grandkids are going to feel.
But that's just the tip of the iceberg. The world went full Dark Lord Sauron in its Covid response.
I'll do screenshots for y'all so you don't have to load a bazillion Twitter links.
Okay, I know I said it'd be all screenshots but I lied because this video has to be seen:
GOOD JOB, GUYS!! 🤣
Back to pics:
This next one requires an explanation because it's in German.
It's a store that says "Unvaccinated Not Welcome" using the same word the Germans used to use to keep Jews out of stores.