Remember that Joel Osteen Inspiration Cube? It was designed to act like a digital demon, programmed to encourage you with daily nuggets of false teaching.

I don't know about you, but ever since I first heard about it I've been itching to see one of these bad boys in action.

Well Sam Stephens has done us all a great service by documenting his process of ordering an Inspiration Cube and then reviewing its soul-damning functionality.

The adventure started back in October when Stephens made the sizable donation of $1 to Joel Osteen Ministries in order to procure a Cube of his very own.

After some shipping difficulties, a little confusion, and a touch of deep despair, the Cube arrived at Stephens' house on the wings of a UPS man.

Alright so, I worked it out on a calculator and the Inspiration Cube is roughly 10% weirder than I thought it would be. Here's what Stephens' first inspiration sounded like:

But if you thought lies were the only thing you could hear through this false teaching Tesseract, you'd be wrong. It's also a bluetooth speaker!

I'm not sure, however, that Stephens' choice of music really represents the positive, encouraging vibe the Inspiration Cube was trying to engender.

So, there you have it. Your Christmas shopping list is complete. This year everyone gets an Inspiration Cube!

Be sure to check out Sam's full thread and review.