This is a real headline. This is not satire.
· Dec 19, 2020 · NottheBee.com

I am having a hard time believing this is real, but, ladies and gentlemen, this is real:

Don't miss that subhead:

Vote reparations would empower us to replace oppressive institutions with life-affirming structures of equality.

"Equality"!

Some votes should count double, and, thus, others half, based solely upon the voter's skin pigment, in the name of ... EQUALITY!

The author of this dumpster fire of an article literally calls his idea "vote reparations."

This outlet (The Weekly) is, sadly, popular, with 1.2 million Twitter followers and 6 million monthly page views. This is not just some neckbeard in their basement slinging ideas on Twitter.

I tried to include more quotes from the article, but I just ended up quoting the entire freaking thing because it is so insane. So here is a succinct summary for you:

This is where we are now. Outright discrimination in the name of equality.

If Orwell had written this article, he would have scrapped it for being too unbelievable!

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