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This is an actual headline from the truth keepers at Twitter

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Joel Abbott

Apr 23, 2021

To all the members of the human race that have XX chromosomes, I am sorry: according to Twitter, you are now to be called "people who experience menstruation or are post-menopausal."

Hey, at least it's better than "people who bleed"!

If you're wondering, we used to have a relatively simple and graceful term for this half of humanity:


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