We haven't had many poop stories recently, so I figured I'd get this one out there ASAP.
I'm not going to show you the video. It reportedly shows Christina Solometo, a Philadelphia woman who does road rage much differently than the rest of us, pooping on the hood of someone else's car.
Walking back to her car after the deed was done
Here was the alleged serial pooper after getting arrested:
Gotta love the woman at the end begging the media to listen to this woman's side of the story.
For the record, Solometo told police, "It was a clean poop, I didn't even have to wipe."
Here's the, um, scoop:
That's a buttload of charges!
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