This man is the new definition of cool
· Jul 6, 2021 · NottheBee.com

This guy is next-level awesome:

Seriously, this guy is like the new version of the cool kid on the block. It used to be that you had slicked back hair and a leather jacket, then that you had the sickest pair of new kicks and the loudest stereo system.

Over time, that image of cool became branded to whoever could be the wokest, with the media fawning over men like Harry Styles for wearing women's clothes.

Since the woke are largely disingenuous, bratty tyrants who want to control us all from their social feeds, the world is rejecting them as the cool kids. Covid peeled back the veneer on their petty nastiness and made us long for something more authentic and real.

This man is our new role model for what that looks like. When faced with a screeching wokey who told him she was going to dox him for all the world to see, he calmly responded to her and went back to his own business.

"He knows I'm upset, but couldn't care less."

The blue checkmark lady couldn't even process this. How DARE he let everyone do their own thing? How DARE he ignore her squeals to show his adherence to the new faith?? How DARE he quietly listen to his AirPods and scroll through his phone??

Keep it up, my man. You are an inspiration to us all.

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