We are turning our children into religious zealots who see their non-woke classmates as less-than-human.
Prove me wrong:
My son, "Jack," 14, has been maintaining a spreadsheet that tracks all of his classmate's problematic actions.
Totally normal behavior, right? Every kid makes a list of their classmates' perceived indiscretions. That's totally part of healthy human development!
We do not allow our children to have their own computers to prevent the risk of them being radicalized by alt-right websites, so our kids share a laptop that we monitor and control access to.
So basically, by preventing your son from learning to clean his room from Jordan Peterson, you allowed him to only read the viewpoints of the far-left woke mob that rules the government, media, and education.
Well done! Radicalization avoided!
Look at some of the things on this kid's "list":
We found an excel spreadsheet in Jack's folder that listed the names of all of his classmates, as well as dates and descriptions of their problematic behavior. Some of the descriptions I saw include "has a mom who is a cop," "no pronouns in insta bio," "laughed at a fat joke," "lists problematic show as one of their favorites," "mimicked a foreign accent," and "used cis-normative language."
So yeah, that's terrifying.
Imagine this kid in 10-20 years in a senior government job.
- Your mom is a cop?
- You don't have pronouns in your bio??
- You watch an unapproved show??
- YOU... MIMICKED... AN ACCENT???
You think I'm joking!
History would suggest otherwise, ladies and gentlemen.
While I am pleased to see Jack taking an interest in his peers, I get a weird feeling about his spreadsheet. As much as I don't condone the behaviors mentioned, it seems a bit creepy for him to be monitoring his classmates. I also wonder what he is trying to do with the document.
He's practicing, lady. Your kid is a radical. Seek help now.
The problem is, this woman is also completely and utterly blind to the obvious problem in front of her, because she herself has taken a deep swig of the woke Kool-Aid:
Another concern is that we are white and some of the kids on the list are Black. Given the long history of white people policing Black existence, I question whether Jack is the right person to be taking on this task and whether it would be more appropriate coming from a BIPOC person.
Yikes, woman. You just threw your own kid under the bus because of the color of his skin.
(Remember, in clown town, you are only allowed to make moral and character judgments if your skin matches the people you're talking about.)
Even uber-lefty Slate was very concerned about this kid:
Your main objective is to find out why he wants to monitor his classmates in the first place. Is he trying to be a social justice vigilante in an effort to be viewed as cool? Does he want his classmates to be "cancelled" for doing things that he considers to be wrong as a form of payback for not being accepted by them? The possibilities are endless. If you don't feel equipped to get to the bottom of it, then I highly recommend getting a therapist involved because his behavior is not typical for a 14-year-old.
This is what the Cult of Wokeism is doing to our children!
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