I mean how can you not respect this horse:

Not only did he throw his rider off ... he somehow escaped the race track ... and found his way to the highway on-ramp ... and just joined in the speeding traffic like "don't mind me, just another automobile here traveling down the interstate."

This is like the horse equivalent of escaping Alcatraz.

Language warning on this next one:

What can you say but…

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