Gaze on this gem in all its glory, my friends:
Screenshot for when they delete it:
Let's call it a wrap, everyone! Where do we go from here?
How do you even top this?
This is an actual tweet where an organization is apologizing for a random donation number because it lines up with the year Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
Someone send some flowers and a card to the Babylon Bee team since reality just murdered satire. š
Even JP agrees!
But since Fox News host Greg Gutfeld has summoned usā¦
ā¦We are obligated to dive into this madness.
Whoever tweeted this is clearly not well, so please pray for them.
With that being said, here were a few replies:
Like I said, my condolences to our brothers-in-arms over at the Bee!
But still⦠maybe there is hope!