Gaze on this gem in all its glory, my friends:

Screenshot for when they delete it:

Let's call it a wrap, everyone! Where do we go from here?

How do you even top this?

This is an actual tweet where an organization is apologizing for a random donation number because it lines up with the year Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

Someone send some flowers and a card to the Babylon Bee team since reality just murdered satire. 😭

Even JP agrees!

But since Fox News host Greg Gutfeld has summoned us…

…We are obligated to dive into this madness.

Whoever tweeted this is clearly not well, so please pray for them.

With that being said, here were a few replies:

Like I said, my condolences to our brothers-in-arms over at the Bee!

But still… maybe there is hope!