I'm not joking about this being a metaphor. Seriously, watch all of this:

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These are the literal two sides of the political aisle right now:

• Side 1: You are a bad person. I am going to stalk you explain how bad you are, because we are all going to die unless you submit to medical tyranny and hide your face like a good citizen.
• Side 2: Please leave me alone.

There's millions of us out here supporting you for standing your ground, lady!