Kelley Paul, wife of Kentucky Senator Rand Paul, has some thoughts:
A bunch of wokies broke our their finest "AKSHUALLYS" to prove that most Chinese third graders aren't actually learning multi-variable calculus, probably because they've lived so long as basement NPCs that they've forgotten the poetic elements of rhetoric, hyperbole, and humor.
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