As we all sit at the edge of our seats to see how World War III develops, we've got Tim Walz doing his best Tim Walz and saying ridiculous things like this:
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Bro, you want the world's most totalitarian superpower to be the voice of reason in the Israel-Iran dispute?
Yeah, I'm sure China has no ulterior motives in the Middle East, they're just a full-on neutral actor that would play nice.
What's funny about this is if you'd have given me a chance to guess which country Tampon Tim would've chosen to be the voice of negotiation in WWIII it would've been China -- and I'd have been half serious, half satirical in my answer.
Can't believe this guy was almost our vice president!
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