Ladies and gentlemen ... what in the actual heck?
Imagine my surprise when I was scouring the internet and found this:
Some of you are clutching your pearls in shock right now.
Imagine how I feel after learning that 56% of you are verifiably insane!
I knew America was in mental crisis - I work in the news business for crying out loud! - but I think I failed to understand the true enormity of the problem.
I have a sneaking suspicion about which half of the human race comprises the statistics being presented here, but I don't want to get in even more trouble so I'll just share a random post.
Still, if this January survey for pet-food company Nulo showed me how insane half the population is, it also showed me that it's good for insane people to have animals in close proximity that have built-in survival instincts.
I have two pups. Their floppy ears and boundless antics are adorable. All of us sinners deserve nothing except the wrath of a righteous God, yet He bestows upon us the gift of dogs as a demonstration of His mercy and love.
But if you asked me if I'd trade years of my life so that my pets who eat their own feces and are unaware of their own existence can have a bit more time on God's green earth, I'd answer with a resounding no.
(Because I'm not a crazy person!)
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