I'd like to say I don't know how this is a real story, but let's be honest, this is the kind of stuff we've come to expect from Clown World.
NOPE!
Somehow, it's actually real!
This German lad seriously took two colleagues to "her" home, drugged them, and then assaulted them with a penis pump. That's a real thing that happened.
Here's the story about "Judy," whose identity is being protected because of insane German privacy laws.
Judy S., 27, has been suspended since allegations emerged that [he] took two male colleagues home to [his] apartment to take drugs and have sex before assaulting them earlier this month [November].
The men reported having sustained serious injuries, including to their genitals, from the alleged assault with a penis pump 'among other things', as reported by German outlet Bild.
They first met at a raunchy kink bar called the KitKat Club, so this sexual encounter was expected. However, the assault with a penis pump wasn't officially on the menu.
The men, who worked with Judy S. at the federal police, claim they did not take cocaine but suddenly became 'very intoxicated' and 'unable to act in the apartment', according to information seen by Bild.
Not only did our "gal" Judy assault his colleagues, but he was in the process of being elected as the second deputy women's representative in Berlin.
BERLIN!!!
Judy will serve a suspension, but it's unclear whether or not that second deputy women's representative job is still in play.
Judy's female colleagues were understandably upset:
'This is something that many colleagues find offensive, mainly because of the investigations against her,' one female officer told Bild ...
'It would have been fair if she had spoken openly about it. How am I, as a woman, supposed to talk to a woman who was born a man about my menstrual problems or my problems during the menopause? She can't understand that at all,' the officer said.
The woman added that Judy S. didn't have to announce the change in her gender identity, but that transparency 'would have been nice' as she ran for a top position.
Yeah, or maybe just don't allow men to take over women's designated positions.
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