Last year, people were literally asking their barber to hook them up with the "Travis Kelce'" And it was actually a pretty cool haircut, which happened to be a simple fade.
This year, if you ask for such a haircut, you're getting this:
Now if we could only get some of the boys to dress up as Larry and Curly on Halloween, we'd have all Three Stooges!
Or maybe we'd get a group of guys to go as Chad Smith, John Frusciante, and Flea, and we'd have one of the greatest bands on the planet.
And look, I don't care what anybody says about this haircut, it goes pretty hard when you think about it. Why? Because the only excuse for this haircut — besides maybe that Travis lost a bet — is that he's knocked up Taylor Swift and he's preparing for the dad life. Get this man a polo shirt, some cargo shorts, and a pair of New Balances, and you've got yourself the quintessential American father — especially once you consider that beautiful mustache.
Conversely, he could literally be wearing his hair like this in an effort to get his girlfriend to break up with him. You, sir, would do the same thing if you were stuck with Taylor Swift. It's been a year, and it's time to move on from the contract.
