Face it: This guy …

… knows quality when he sees it. You can tell it on his face. Plus, he's Mozart. His name, by some metrics, defines quality.

So you can bet that this sweet pad offers only the finest in high living:

This sprawling estate is a symphony of space — and it's about to go up for sale.

At the foot of the Austrian ski town of Semmering, a historic castle that served as the final home of the late, great composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart will soon hit the auction block.

Get yourself over to that auction block and start bidding on this bad boy:

☝️Let's just get the dungeon photo out of the way first and foremost. Yes, the house has a dungeon. Why not? Who doesn't need a dungeon?

☝️You also need a stone room. A room made of stones. Think of, um, all the stone-related things you can do in there. The chairs, alas, do not convey. Wait, is this also the dungeon?

☝️Enjoy watching movies on Mozart's original 18th century movie screen, originally equipped with a donkey-wheel projector and one-frame-per-minute movie capabilities.

Maybe even watch Amadeus!

☝️It's got a chapel, too, with a lovely organ, so you can feel inept and incompetent as you stumble your way through Mozart's pieces. (You should've paid better attention in piano class, now, shouldn't you have?)

☝️ Not sure what this space is, but go nuts. Pretend you're in a ship somewhere, or a ski chalet or something. I don't know.

Available now for only many millions of dollars! Don't miss out before someone much richer than any of us snatches it up!

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