Trump is being hospitalized for corona
· Oct 2, 2020 · NottheBee.com

Look everything is still fine and the odds are waaaaaay overwhelmingly in The Donald's favor but I'm afraid I have to report that after his positive Rona diagnosis President Trump is being flown to Walter Reed Military Medical Center after experiencing symptoms including a fever, chills, nasal congestion, and a cough.

They say it's "out of an abundance of caution" but that's what they would say no matter what. I'm not saying it's bad, because I don't know, I'm just saying that even if it were bad, that's what they'd say.

I know. But we good, folks. We good. He's gonna be just fine.

Trump is not stuck in the hospital with the Rona. The Rona is stuck in the hospital with Trump.

All the same, say a prayer for the president today, would you?

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UPDATE: El Prez gave a wave and a thumbs up on his way out to Marine One to be flown to the hospital:

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