My fellow Americans, if you purchase 15 of Trump's digital trading cards at $99 apiece, you can be the proud owner of a physical Trump trading card which includes a framed piece of the suit he wore during his debate with Joe Biden.
No, I'm not making this up!
Try not to laugh watching this:
A piece of the "knockout suit" could be yours for just $1,485!
Each physical trading card has an authentic piece of my suit that I wore for the presidential debate and people are calling it the ‘knockout suit.'
So we'll cut up the knockout suit and you're going to get a piece of it and we'll be randomly autographing five of them — a true collectors item.
"A true collectors item."
Trump never stops hustlin'!
50 all-new stunning digital trading cards - it's really something. These cards show me dancing and even beholding some bitcoins.
What a time to be alive 😂
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!
If you purchase 75 (Yes, SEVENTY FIVE) of the digital cards at just $7,425 you'll also be invited to join The Don at his country club in Jupiter, Florida ...
Where I assume he will assign you the rank of Pokémon master!!
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