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Now the CDC is urging schools to reopen ASAP. Try to keep up with the science.

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Seth Dillon

Jan 26, 2021

Had your child gone back to school yesterday, he and all the teachers in the universe would have died. But today, it's urgent he go to school. And safe for him to do so.


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