Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that this is not satire.

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HAAAAAAAAA.

Every word of that post is amazing.

There was a protestor in the liberated zone at UCLA with a potentially fatal banana allergy. Counterprotestors invaded the encampment and saw all the no bananas warnings. The next day they came back waving bananas like settlers waving machine guns & smeared bananas everywhere.

Okay, think about all the people who get paid to write comedy. Almost none of them have written something as funny as that.

But this poor girl is posting this unironically! You can see her, arched over her $1,200 smartphone, her fingers shaking as the smell of banana fills the air. Some people who think differently than her decided to ignore the very clear "no bananas" signs. They are obvious terrorists - genocidal, subhuman monsters taking aim at their prey.

Alas, this wealthy American college kid apparently never had brothers, or else she would know what people tend to do when you put up ridiculous signs!

And now for the memes. Enjoy.

Once again, Monty Python was prophetic!!

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