Is it any surprise that less than a week after Joe Biden's abysmal debate performance Vanity Fair is out here trying to smear RFK with allegations of eating dog and raping women?

Seriously, they did this.

There's only one problem with the dog allegation: the barbecued animal pictured is not a dog. Also, the photo was taken in Patagonia, not Korea (slightly racist assumption on Vanity Fair's part if you ask me).

Here's RFK:

The DNC media's garbage pail journalism may distract us from President Biden's cognitive deficits but it does little to elevate the national debate or reduce the price of groceries.

Yup, it's a goat.

A delicious barbecued goat!

Great jOuRnALiSm, Vanity Fair!!!

You're really doing your best to prop up the dead guy and make sure nobody takes any votes away from him. I'm sure this has nothing to do with how terrible of a performance Biden had on Thursday night.

As for the sexual assault question, we get a big ol "no comment" from RFK.

Welp, sounds like our choices have at least one thing in common!

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