Zimpli's Baff products have apparently been around for a while, and I don't know how I missed it. This looks like the messiest ill-conceived idea for a children's toy I've ever seen.

There's gelli:

And slime:

Yep, just add some magic crystals to the kids' bathwater, and it turns into biodegradable goo that they can throw everywhere in your friends' and families' bathroom.

You can get the red variation on Amazon for under $15.00.

Then you can laugh as other people's kids smear it on the walls and pretend they're the president giving a scary speech about MAGA terrorists!

Or you can mix it up in their pools and make a youtube video with 6 million views like this maniac:

The possibilities are endless!

Just imagine that look of joy on your friends and families' faces when you gift their children with this magical substance from modern science.

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