Are you ready for (yet another) movie for the Modern Audience™ that scrapes out the insides of an Intellectual Property to further the Narrative™?

Well, wait no longer, my friends.

It's like the Jumanji reboot, the later seasons of Stranger Things, and the inside of a modern corporate HR manual had a baby.

Heck, gender-fluid Jason Momoa even yelled "KADOOSH!" before Jack Black appeared Kung-Fu Panda style.

I think Minecraft is the bottom of the barrel in terms of whatever artistic integrity Hollywood has left, but you never know - there could be even something weirder in the works next!

The movie is set to debut on April 4, 2025 (if the world doesn't end by then).

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