President Joe, the most transparent president in American history!
This guy is just the best, isn't he? A regular guy like you and me, with total honesty and respect for the press (unlike that mean orange guy).
I mean, hey, I'm all about criticizing the fake news, but this guy ran on the idea that he would be open and fair with our media and bring a sort of decorum back to office.
At least he's actually interacting with people and speaking coherently here. That's a refreshing change of pace!
