Watch: Raccoon falls through ceiling of college dining hall; students woefully unprepared to deal with real life
· Feb 17, 2022 ·

Our ancestors laugh at us.

Check out this series of videos this week from Louisiana State University:

[Warning: College kids screaming hysterically]

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Sure, you might want the proper tools to deal with a potentially violent animal.

That being said, no one knew what they were doing here. The students were just laughing and screaming and the adults thought they could nab the trash bandit with a garbage can and a broom.

Add to that these student reactions about being "traumatized."

From the student newspaper:

Danielle Gipson, an LSU Freshman, heard a scream when she entered the dining hall.

"All I hear was a raccoon was in the 459," Gipson said. "Everyone is standing up and looking around for it. I went and still got my food because I thought that it was fake. The raccoon then ran underneath my table and I immediately got on top of the chair."

Yes, that's right. She heard there was a wild animal loose but paid no attention to it.

Gipson then saw the raccoon leap on the table. As she returned to her table, friends told her that the raccoon had been on top of her bag and items. She was never able to finish her food.

"I am just scared that my bag has a disease," Gipson said. "Right now it's funny to look back at, but at the moment, I was traumatized. My appetite is definitely gone."

My goodness.

Another student was upset, not because of the wild animal, but because someone might kill the wild animal.

Pierson Murray, an LSU Freshman, heard screams and mistook it for his music playing in the background.

Imagine if colleges taught situational awareness instead of critical race theory!

"My first thought was to protect the animal," Murray [said]. "The cheering disgusted me because an innocent animal is going to die or everyone in the room had a plan to kill it."

If you're wondering what happened to our civilization of thinkers, warriors, poets, and explorers, here ya go!

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