Obviously we should all, as a rule, be on Team Dog. But every so often we can allow ourselves to cheer for Team Cat:

That cat is a beast!!

In a fitting display of good ol' Texas laconism, Tony Gray—the owner of the porch where this scene played out—remarked on Facebook:

"Someone almost lost a cat."

Almost, but not quite. Well done, cat!

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