I promise you, this is the best video you'll see all day.

This British Chad comes and sits on this park bench every day, and he's not going to let some narcissistic Millennial or Gen Z influencer ruin his routine.

This Instagram starlet has met her stubborn match:

I love every second of this.

I'm glad in Britain they don't raise their voices or turn to physical violence, it's just a battle of the wits and this young lady is outmatched.

I can hear you now: "She was there first!"

Who cares? Just because she has a live stream doesn't mean she gets full ownership of a public park.

This guy is the absolute Chad I desire to be.

What a boss.