The History Channel Presents: Ice Road Cyclists

Not really. But I would honestly watch that show. Until The History Channel gets with the times, however, we have this dude who converted his bike into the kind of frozen-lake transportation an environmentally conscious Bond villain would kill for (and with).

Behold "the Icуcycle":

They show the full build in the video, which is awesome, but if you want to skip to the ice-shredding jump to 4:28.