D.C. having about as normal a day as D.C. gets these days:

Evelina Voronina told FOX 5 she was out doing yard work on Saturday and had just let her 3-year-old dog Luna out when they heard a loud commotion coming around the corner. ...

The "commotion" was a perp leading police on a car chase throughout the city. And the crook apparently decided that the sidewalk was somehow the best getaway route:

I mean she clears it with just a few scant seconds. Lucky lady:

Carjacking has been on the rise in D.C. in recent months, up to and including by shockingly young assailants:

Local media, meanwhile, indicate that the drivers of the sidewalk-bound vehicle this week are also quite young:

One girl and two teen boys were arrested, according to police.

The girl tried to run away and hide in a nearby apartment building. She was charged with unauthorized use of a vehicle, according to the report.

The two boys had outstanding warrants for other crimes, according to police.

Our nation's capitol under Joe Biden and "Home Rule" ladies and gentlemen.

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