Alright, this is sort of funny.
I assume the guy that owns this boat could afford to take this bath.
A yacht worth nearly $1 million sank in the water off the shore of Turkey just 15 minutes after its maiden voyage as panicked passengers and crew jumped overboard.
Dramatic amateur video shows the vessel, the Dolce Vento, ease into the water off the coast of Zonguldak in northern Turkey's Eregli district Tuesday before lurching to one side and slowly sinking into the depths.
I mean...

The poor guy!
Here it is with Titanic music, just for fun:
The good news is that everyone made it back to shore safely.
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