This is gnarly right here.
A 22-year-old woman named Masha was performing at an aquarium when a giant sturgeon decided to grab himself a little bite to eat. The only problem? He went right for Masha's head!
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Luckily, sturgeon don't have teeth!
a mermaid performer at China's Xishuangbanna Primitive Forest Park aquarium was mauled by a giant fish ... leaving her with a gnarly cut below her eye …
Masha was reportedly offered around $96 in "moral damages" following the attack ... and apparently the aquarium wants to keep the incident as hush-hush as possible.
96 bucks? All that, and Masha only gets $96 bucks?
Look at her eye:
Not bad, but still.
I have, however, learned one thing from this story...
I'm definitely gonna have to start using mermaids as bait when I go sturgeon fishing!
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