We reported that AOC died a fourth time a while back, but I'm pretty sure this question from Chris Wallace just killed her again
· Nov 11, 2022 · NottheBee.com

Rest in Power x 5, queen.

Poor, AOC.

Why would you ask this traumatized soul such a question, Chris??

Don't you know she's died 4 times already?

  • The first time was the Capitol riot, when AOC was a half-mile away in a fortified congressional building and some police officers knocked on her door to make sure she was okay and she thought it was the end.

  • The second time she died was talking about the first time she died for endless months on national TV.
  • The third time she died was from notorious serial killer Ted Cruz.

  • The fourth time she died was revisiting footage of the Capitol riot, which was totally not a move to make literally anyone care about the Capitol riot.

Anyway, now that AOC has died a fifth time due to this question from CNN's Chris Wallace, let's hear how she answered:

Look at how victimized she is! She "hesitates" to walk her dog. She might even need to slow down on the Insta posting because she needs to remain situationally aware.

It's not like anyone else in DC and Brooklyn has to keep their heads on a swivel these days!

Nope, just poor ol' AOC, looking around every tree and dark alley to see if a based tech billionaire or men wearing red hats are coming to get her.

As we all know, AOC is the real one in danger because political violence only comes from the Right!

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