Sorry, ladies: Wearing "frilly dresses" is racist now
· Jul 20, 2023 · NottheBee.com

Comrades and comradettes, I am sad to report that attractive, feminine dresses are actually neo-Nazi constructs of theocratic Christofascists bent on subjugating the masses!

Yes, that is a real headline from a "journalist" who wrote an opinion piece over at The Guardian. If only I, extremist alt-right white male that I am, would have such privilege as to be featured across the Atlantic in prestigious news publications for the world to see.

Alas, I am merely a toxic stain on the human race. I am even more of a white supremacist than I previously knew because, well, I appreciate it when my wife wears nice dresses and cooks for me.

The [trad wife] subculture shares aesthetics and values across the Atlantic. Long, floral dresses are the norm, idealising a mythic past of feminine modesty.

Ah yes, the "mythic past" of feminine modesty.

Men, you should only be attracted to women who dress like men or dress in nothing at all. There is absolutely NOTHING attractive about a woman who dresses like this:

Women should be covered up, as their bodies are just for their husbands.

What an extreme thought!

Imagine a romance where a woman dresses conservatively and refuses to give herself to another! Men have never been willing to die for that!

A woman's role is to stay at home, serving her spouse domestically and sexually, while her partner goes to work to support her. Men should "discipline" women.

A note here: Feminists like Sian look at you as if you are a species of ape - a backward product of random evolution that stands in the way of her intellectual prowess that will usher us into an age of heavenly progress.

If you don't know (and you should know this), not everything about the "red pill" or "trad wife" movement is aligned with the traditional Christian values of marriage and family that shaped our civilization. There is a difference, because many of the "red pill" Redditors do seek to dominate and subjugate women as a return to the natural order after feminists like Sian decided to "deconstruct" all our values and norms over the last century. The trad wife movement must be approached with caution because it does not have the biblical foundation of love, respect, and equality, or the understanding of the curse that made relations between the sexes sour, to underscore it. It is merely a reaction against the destruction feminism has left in its wake.

But while much of the "trad wife" movement is as foreign to Christian ethics as Sian's rabid feminism, she conflates the former two as parallel ideologies that must be destroyed (along with frilly dresses).

Unsurprisingly, they are anti-feminist, with the far right recruiting women to the trad lifestyle by claiming feminism has failed to make them happy. While not a trad wife herself, "alt-right" influencer Lauren Southern shot to fame by claiming feminism taught women "to work 9 - 5 and drink wine every night until their ovaries dry up".

It's not like media companies like Bloomberg were out here with covers like this for two decades:

(That woman froze her eggs and lost them all when she tried to use them in her 40s as an unmarried, lonely gal)

But skip over those trivialities. What's really important is that this movement against feminism is WHITE.

And, of course, they're white.

The article then has a photo of Donald Trump because of course.

The motive behind the white baby challenge, and much of trad wife culture, is a fear of the so-called "great replacement" - a baseless conspiracy theory that believes white people are being "replaced" by migrant people from the global south, while feminists repress the white birthrate via abortion rights.

The birth rate in America is declining rapidly and whites are expected to lose majority status in the next few decades, largely due to the massive efforts of leftists to bring in non-Western immigrants illegally en masse to American cities.

These same people believe "whiteness" is a problem that must be totally destroyed and write articles about how dresses are "white supremacy."

In other words, totally a conspiracy.

On far-right Telegram channels, I found posters following her lead. One far-right woman posted she planned to have six babies, as that was above the "optimum replacement rate".

GASP! WOMEN WHO ARE PROUD TO CREATE THE NEXT GENERATION, THE MOST IMPORTANT JOB ON THE PLANET??

What Stewart and her acolytes' examples show is how the trad lifestyle is fixed to two essential components of fascist ideology that govern the modern far right: white supremacy and patriarchy.

Ladies, if you find a man who wants you to dress conservatively, have children, and care for the household with a shared vision for legacy that extends generations, RUN. If you find a man filled with jealous love and a desire for virtue over vice, RUN. If you find a man who wants to move out on 20 acres and have the adventure of a lifetime building a homestead or a business with you, RUN.

ESPECIALLY if that man finds you elegant and attractive in a frilly dress.

Stay in your cubicles where you belong!


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