On Twitter yesterday, actress Ellen Page announced her gender transition from female to male along with the new name Elliot Page.

Apparently, being a lesbian is not quite enough oppression for Page. He/they wants to take it to the next level and go full trans.

Unfortunately, since transgender men ARE men according to the woke left Page has forgone all intersectional privileges and joined the ranks of the evil white patriarchy. Unfortunately, Page will now be oppressing all minorities simply through her existence.

Page stars in the Netflix show Umbrella Academy. in the first season she played a straight girl and in the second season she turned out to be a lesbian. This is called art imitating life. I cannot wait for the totally unpredictable twist that we will see in season 3!

Honestly, it's disappointing that a straight white male is now taking roles away from deserving minorities. We have a long way to go before we achieve #equality.

The one positive to this story is that now, as a straight white male, we no longer have to listen to Page's views on abortion.