Welp, Pope Francis just endorsed same-sex civil unions

Oct 21st

2020 just keeps steaming forward.

Pope Francis, AKA The Hippie Pope, came out of the closet today and called for the creation of civil union laws for same-sex couples, breaking with official Catholic doctrine, mankind's entire history, and the Bible.

His shocking-but-not-really announcement came in a documentary about his life that was released today in Rome.

He said:

"Homosexuals have a right to be part of the family. They're children of God and have a right to a family. Nobody should be thrown out, or be made miserable because of it. What we have to create is a civil union law. That way, they are legally covered. I stood up for that."

You know 2020 is wild when the stinking pope comes out in favor of gay civil unions and it's like not even a huge story.

Welp, 2020 gonna 2020 and Pope Francis gonna Pope Francis.


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