There are levels of nightmares that I try to shield you all from, but now that furries are walking around in broad daylight, you are bound to see something like this in a restaurant one day:

Yes, that was a blind date. I know because I watched the extended video, which I advise you not to do.

The chick was actually happy. She actually asked for his "fursona." Stop the planet, I want off.

Now ,what would I do?

(Just joking.)