Breaking now 👇

Twitter is a great and necessary product idea for the digital age that's been made unprofitable by petty, overpaid nerds with a god complex and bots used for propaganda.

Our sister site The Babylon Bee has been banned for a joke for over 6 months, so I have no sympathy for the woke commies getting the banhammer they have so generously used on whistleblowers, comedians, and presidents.

Let the fun begin!!