This meaty assault took place in Euclid, Ohio at a Walmart, because where else could this happen?

The South Euclid Police Department posted about the fight on their Facebook page, leading me to believe that I should follow more police departments' social media because this stuff is GOLD:

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"It's unknown as to what initially led to the beef between the two women."

Euclid police are next level.

Note that the woman's first instinct upon seeing her apparent archenemy was to PULL HER MASK DOWN AND SPIT ON HER.

Only after she missed did she pull out the 10-pound log of meat and go to town.

Word to the wise: It's still considered assault even if you use a silly weapon.