So, as you are probably aware of at this point, Secret Service found a bag of cocaine in the White House library, leading many people to make an obvious connection to a frequent White House visitor with a known drug problem.

However, the sports betting app BetOnline has released odds on who the bag of coke belonged to and the list is shockingly long.

Of course the answer to "Where's Hunter?" is that he's the odds-on favorite. But there are a bunch of others whose names appear on this list that might give you pause.

Here's the full list from the BetOnline website:

The number of recent White House visits that could be coke heads is so incredibly long.

Now I know you think the smart money is on Hunter, but I see some real value further down on this list.

I mean, a member of the LSU Lady Tigers basketball national championship team? There's a lot of them AND they're from Louisiana. So that seems like a decently smart bet.

As does notorious partier Travis Kelce from the Kansas City Chiefs. You can just see him telling the story of doing coke at the White House on his podcast.

But there are a couple of names that aren't on the list that I think should be.

First, obviously:

Then there are the other obvious choices that BetOnline seems to be forgetting:

And how could you put Joe and Jill on the list and leave off the most diverse executive in the history of the country?

Honestly, there are so many degenerates hovering around the Biden White House. It's seriously tough to know what to think.

But, yeah, I'd still place most of my money on Hunter.